Sunday lunch television news crackled domestic policy.
"By voting for Christmas!?" I exclaimed to my enthusiastic diners.
What a sight! Berlusconi on election posters dressed as Santa Claus in suits of white hair (synthetic).
The PD could use the reindeer as a testimonial. Who better than they know the way to the chimneys of all the Italians?
The streets will be decorated by the campaign posters, illuminated like football stadiums: votes on Happy New Year Santa Claus! the reindeer are the holidays! With your vote, and the cake will not lose their jobs!
The voting booth decorated with lights flashing and the president of the polling station, take the ID card and scream our name: "Marco Morini, congratulations!" , Lorella Bianchi, congratulations! "... And We will extend in a gift package with the ballot.
I feel like a star variety.
rocket candles, poinsettias without points, to kisser holly, Christmas trees without housing and reassuring shatterproof glass beads. Symbols that make up our x.
The ballot will look like a birthday card and sing intermittently with woman's voice the names of candidates. Exit do not forget to wish the members of the seat a happy new year nuovo.
Voteremo sereni pensando alle vacanze sulla neve, Courmayeur e Cortina , che ci hanno promesso alla televisione.
La notte di Natale, gli scrutinatori apriranno i pacchetti con i voti cantando "bianco Natal”.
I giornalisti faranno le messe di Natale a percentuali mentre gli exit poll saranno vere annunciazioni con tanto di stella cometa in cielo.
Berlusconi vestito da Babbo Natale, sdraiato sul pagliericcio tra il bue e asinello, aspetterà nel presepe l'esito delle elezioni.
Le renne saranno tappeti ai piedi del divano familiare, ci ricorderanno il tempo in cui l'uomo era cacciatore. La loro effige con le corna alzate e sorridente sui biglietti d'auguri ci comunicherà nostalgia. Una lacrima per chi non c'è più.
Nei giorni che precedono il Santo giorno, potremmo per formarci un' opinione politica spend Saturdays and Sundays at the mall, close to the department for their husbands, in perfumery and in women who want to spend a little library with a cookbook.
And the needy? There will be donations to the party men who suffer from hunger and thirst for knowledge, sitting at the House.
Somebody run to try a little thought, to last, an 'idea of \u200b\u200bvoting. Light without commitment, as a scented candle.
Finally! after one year of social apathy, the Christmas dinner will be an occasion for family and friends. Among the guests, after the pleasantries, "Who's Who", the conversation will address the rich in calories that ignite the soul.
At midnight, the polls will close and turn off the lights, while journalists, politicians and opinion leaders will offer champagne and cake for all the years to come.
Are you ready to vote for the White Christmas? Already the light pen in hand.
Fateci votare: angeli, renne, babbi natali, bambinelli gesù, asinelli e la mirra.
Fateci sognare!
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