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Today's lesson is an extract from the course I hold Voyeurism Applied University del Libero Pensiero, l'Ateneo fondato da Berlusconi. La lezione si intitola “Principi e tecniche di upskirt”, ma mi piace chiamarla “I soliti voyeur”.
Come molti di voi sapranno, il termine upskirt si riferisce all'atto di scattare fotografie sotto le gonne delle ragazze. In generale un upskirt può essere anche un video, o semplicemente uno sguardo fugace, ma in questa lezione farò riferimento esclusivamente a foto di upskirt. Stabilito il prerequisito di base (il soggetto deve avere una gonna) cominciamo col distinguere due tipi di upskirt in base alla posizione della donna:
1) donna seduta (upskirt già in corso, solo da immortalare)
2) donna in piedi (upskirt da costruire)
Il Type 1 is a classic of the genre. To see it just go to the largest open-air laboratory upskirt in the world: Trinità dei Monti to Piazza di Spagna in Rome. The beauty of the staircase and the splendid view it offers - typical of Baroque architecture (I'm still an intellectual) - does not justify the large number of visitors that he stands up there with the objectives focused on the steps. They are there for the upskirt. 88% of those present at the English Steps is there for the upskirt (the remaining 12% is formed by real lovers of Baroque architecture gay). If you are questioning the reliability of percentages I admit that I shoot cock. We at Free Thought we do. Making a
upskirt type 1 is not difficult: you need to first identify the woman with the right requirements (must be seated and have a skirt, I repeat not more). To do this you can serve as a co-worker who browse the girls sitting and make us a nod of approval when it finds a suitable subject. We can stay away and thanks to that dude approaches, as it is called, the telephoto lens, we can take undisturbed. In the photo below, my assistant, Professor Ferribotte, pretending to tie his shoes and take a look at quell'upskirt.
The
upskirt type 2 is much more complicated is the cold-blooded precision and a good job of wrist. For this action I recommend using a camera phone. First thing to do, remove the click sound from our phone. To do this just search the internet instructions to modify the software model of phone we have. If you're wondering if this is legal, well know that what I'm teaching you is illegal, but since the University is Berlusconi's there fighting his ass. For the upskirt type 2 is advisable to act indoors, say a supermarket. Once the target we approach with confidence and with one hand while we take a pack of hot dogs and pretend to read the expiration date, with the other insinuiamo the phone under her skirt and get ready to shoot.
The time spent under her skirt vary according to the department of supermarket fruit and vegetables in the department must be lightning in the cosmetics department, however, we can also wait 6 seconds (the problem is to justify our presence in the cosmetics departments). Anyway, these are all the times that I've taken, I took myself. The result is that we want to achieve this.
It is needless to say that the difficulties and risks of this can be rewarded upskirt as unlikely to be an unexpected upskirt type 2 - SM (no pants), who, incidentally, is the only one who can make 30 and take the examination with praise myself.
Finally, there are also the upskirt type 3 and 4, and both concern the Minister Brambilla, but are part of two years of specialization.
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