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"THE WORLD ACCORDING TO MONSANTO"

Sunday, March 20 17:30
At the headquarters of Ya Basta! Marche, Via Mura Oriental 5 - JESI

screening of the documentary film "The World According to Monsanto"

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While the EU Food Safety Commission, after twelve years of embargo, has given the green light to GM crops with superpatata Amflora to shed light on the real health and environmental implications of GMOs in Italy comes a documentary-investigation " World According to Monsanto "by Marie-Monique Robin.
Before the highly toxic herbicides and growth hormones to cattle, and today?
result of three years of research around the world, this extraordinary documentary, full of important and authoritative evidence unpublished documents, answers to many questions that closely affect the present and the future of our planet.

Nature Strikes Back: Amaranth Inca devours Monsanto's GM
Trailer http://www. youtube.com / watch? v = KvJhGeeI9iU
Aprondimenti http://www.terranauta.it/a2013/cultura_ecologica/il_mondo_secondo_monsanto_arriva_il_documentario_inchiesta.html
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PAUSED: myself

design for myself, my own comments to myself.
Oh yes, it daccorso myself with myself. We understand myself and myself;
walk, go to the bar ... short, we are confronted with myself, over coffee I talk to myself. Yes, sometimes we quarrel, bickering, but it is nice peace with myself. I buy myself a little bit every now and then. Sure! I have no doubt myself, buy my books. What player is better than myself? Myself perfectly law myself, knows the hard work, my fears and desires that are behind the design for myself. I look at myself in the mirror while drawing for myself.


Damn! when there myself because I have to draw something else but myself?

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Best of PDL (Gym Daniele Luttazzi) # 9 # 110

Berlusconi, perfettamente riuscito il lungo intervento di ricostruzione maxillo-facciale in anestesia generale. Il rientro a Roma è previsto già per giovedì prossimo in occasione di un Consiglio Dei Ministri straordinario per accelerare l'epocale riforma della Giustizia: il tutto sempre approfittando dell'anestesia generale. (Corrado Ambrosi)

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"Barbazu" di Stella

I progetti finali degli studenti del corso "barbablu" sostenuto da me ed Evelyn Daviddi alla classe terza d'illustrazione.
Gli studenti sono partiti dalla storia di Barbablu, dopo averla rielaborata hanno creato lo storyboard, il prototipo del libro e alcuni esecutivi. In plastilina hanno fatto un bassorilievo, una figura intera di un personaggio e chiuso il progetto realizzando, in illustrator e photoshop, dei bozzetti su alcune matite del progetto libro.


Ognuno ha scelto lo stile che riteneva più idoneo a se stesso per realizzare il progetto libro, il Our task was to guide them towards the end. At first I did not felt to reject some stylistic choices even if some seemed a reverse more than a step ahead of the second year. A refuge in Pre-styles at the expense of their own identity. Mah ..


Yesterday a girl told me about style, identity-seeking style. Basically, speaking of disappointments, I spoke of her need for recognition.



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Sabato, alla scuola di comics, festa di carnevale;  mi sono travestita da Pantone nero Black C, così in onore delle spose in nero ecco un grande fotografo:


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Graphics: Catalog ZOOlibri

At third, in February, I taught clay, while March'm teaching "design" to second; Wednesday night, I was talking and joking with Andrea, who hates the concept "you will end up at the Biennale," I said, when he exclaimed, "You, you take me to the dark side .. . !!!". design
You know when you forget something on fire, water e. slowly evaporates. suddenly "aaaaaaHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!" run in the kitchen? I find myself repeatedly adding water, the last second, to prevent the rice from burning. So far, running, jumping and wriggling I could save the dish on the table ...

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Today I teach you how to keep life in a book borrowed at the library making a mockery of the grievances of the librarians. The principle behind the lesson ends with a concept so obvious that it bothers me having the balls to point out: If your library books are also my all, so I keep them the fuck I want and certainly can not be a librarian - that is a who has just won a competition - to bring to account. Street, is obvious.

First we learn to know our enemies. Forget the stereotype of the helpless and bored librarian and librarian frigid and bored: Librarians today do not get bored and fuck more like us. They are dynamic, using computers, have become aware of their role, are politicized (many are members of "Democratic Library", just to let you know which side they are), some are even proud to be librarians. Only a stretch of the traditional profile of the librarian has remained unchanged: the cacacazzaggine. Librarians are cacacazzi fighter second only to Jehovah's Witnesses. The librarian of Jehovah's Witnesses, in many communities, it is feared Jehovah himself. Now we come to our lesson and move on to a concrete example. Have you borrowed a book, any book. A past due loan could rise an email to this effect by the assiduous librarian:

"Dear user, remember that a few hours and days (five) has expired the loan of the book in his possession. In

ask you to comply as soon as his duty to return it, I would remind you that the possession of public libraries is available to the entire community and as such, deserves more consideration on his part.

Awaiting your kind reply to the greeting and gnashing of teeth. "

Now, how you respond to this email? Ignore it and divert them to junk it would not help, I've already tried. The email of the librarians have the power to the trash ricicciare at frequencies unpredictable and inopportune moments.














You have to find ways to respond effectively, surprising, unsettling, so take time enough to appeal to fuck the law of adverse possession (Art. 1158 Civil Code).

I propose five possible response messages.

1. Dear Dr.

pitiful,

excuse the delay in reply but in this village in Somalia, where I am volunteering for, I do not have much time to check la posta elettronica. Lei ha perfettamente ragione e sono certo che anche il piccolo Ahmed, che ha perso entrambe le gambe a causa di una mina, capirà che non potrà più leggere il suo libro preferito perché il prestito è scaduto. Domani mattina attraverserò a piedi il campo minato per raggiungere il più vicino ufficio postale (420 km) e restituire il libro. Mi scuso ancora con lei e con la collettività per il disturbo arrecatovi.

2. Collusivo

Ciao, stavo per contattarti io. Lo sapevi che il libro che ho preso vale un pacco di soldi? Mio zio mi ha detto almeno 200-300 mila. Mi pare giusto che dividiamo. Non scrivermi più, però, mi faccio vivo io. Ciao.

3. Folle

I would like to return the book but I have eaten hihihihihi page after page index yum yum yum yum yum yum that will delight the hardcover crunch crunch crunch hihihihihi burp.

4. Dear Dr. Coward

,

am the wife of the person you are looking for. Unfortunately my husband has perished in a plane crash in south-east Asia. Let me time to look for the book to be returned (unless it was with him at the time of the accident, he loved to read in flight), the contact you after the funeral.

5. Counteroffensive

Dear Ms. Librarian,

I state that I am a Jehovah's Witness, so between us we understand. I must point out the card-loan contains a gross error she made out of shape - I think - affect the whole process of loan and does not give right to claim anything. We also inform you about to reach the end of the world as envisaged in Matthew 24:29. We encourage you to use more cost effective that the short time left to live. Thanks.

Here, you also try to draw more answers on this style. Unfortunately you can not carry on with the library of our university because we do not have one: we preferred to devote space to the laboratory for lap-dance. You say that you can resolve the issue behind by avoiding a useless place like the library. Of course, but we go step by step "how to spend your life without reading a book" will be the subject of a future lesson.

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INPAUSA: poti poti

I stopped in a parking lot, I could not find a way to operate the wiper. I felt excited as if I were in the economic boom of the '60s. Cotton and the balloon skirt. New car, after 20 years of scrap: dents, scratches, dust and disorder.
I've pinned on the sketchbook from a book:
"who is going back is never the same when he left."
Oh yes, even my love is not the same since returning, the My way of loving is returned uncertain and fearful.
Poti! poti! step from the first car trip, the trip into the past, going on a trip in if ', to travel in futuro.Poti fantastic! poti! and talking about the last trip? ah, today my day started with the scrap yard at about 9 am we met to go together to remove my old Opel.
Un viaggetto in circonvallazione, seduta tra bulloni, gomme, tubi e fogli volanti. 
Poti!poti! suona il carroattrezzi ad un vecchietto sulle striscie.  Sono salita sul camion e il demolitore ha iniziato un fuoco di accerchiamento  partendo dal fatto che si chiamava Cristiano, come la sottoscritta.  Quante cose si possono conoscere sul proprio corpo? Non andate dal fisioterapista, a noi donne, può bastare uno sfasciacarrozze. 
La mia auto è volata dal demolitore, mentre la sottoscritta ha superato l'esame del demolitore con half round ring. Pfu .. thank goodness, I saw stacked between two frames, doors and without tires, heart wet from the rain.
poti! poti! Saramago wrote "those who return from a trip is never the same when he left." Yes, we travel changes, which have been of exploration, documentation, loss or fun, it does not matter. For much of the trip, who is coming back, look in the rearview mirror "if I did ... if I said ..." so it may happen that those who returned are still on the road, although there before our eyes.
poti! Poti! In the street, more than 10 meters from me, a man back in the green jacket was walking and suddenly raised his arms for a few seconds mimicked a small plane with left and right turns in the sky. It was flying low, low shot. Be cautious! Today she takes off airplane. Ma .. tomorrow? land kite? ... poti! poti! oh, here I come! my first trip with the new car is about to end. Today the park post with a veil of sadness, my Opel will be demolished with all their travels. They walk, make me turn to play a Clason, a last goodbye, it is a distant memory. Poti! poti! I have written this post following my mood from day to day, deliberately as a journey without a destination ... and would like to know the final drive that I took, Poti ?.... right! poti! Hey, Mr. Kite, gives me a lift?

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Mexico - Ten years after the March of the Color of the Earth

Mexico - Ten years after the March of the Color of the Earth
Vilma Mazza

5 / 3 / 2011

In March 2001, the march from Chiapas part of the Color of the Earth that will lead a delegation to the EZLN in Mexico City. The stages of the caravan through all of Mexico to bring up the question of recognition of the autonomy of Parliament. The image of
thousands of bases of support along the road to San Cristobal de Las Casas in the mist of dawn to greet the bus with the commanders in the capital to start with all of us "international" I think it is something that is not easily forget. Greetings behind which there was a collective bet: get in the game to talk to many, from their communities, from their own experience to deal with other worlds and other realities. To provide its strength around and beyond it because we could build something bigger, something common.
The march of the color of the earth for all of us in 2001 was deeply connected with the movement path of "no global "and that in a few months would be the appointment of the days of Genoa.
We chose to grow up in Mexico with our all-white to give shape to a path that would take us days in Genoa to build a common path to disobey a global order of department of earth and their summits and armored address the violence that has killed our fellow Carlo Giuliani.
Since then passed 10 years of great change. We live in times of global crisis, a crisis that is both economic, environmental and social crisis without development. We live in a time of violence of a system that tries to use the crisis to play a ensure that more and more to those who have more and more precarious for everyone.
If I have to think about what the march of the color of the earth has left us for good now I think we should build on what the march was deep: the choice to play the game according to their own specific and address the problem of need to address a general idea of \u200b\u200bthe company. The knowledge that there can be no specific size or specific solution that does not build a new town for everyone. From Chiapas
each stage of the march was a way to meet and reflect and to reflect with others, some for color, location, history of exploitation but also of rebellion. Stage after stage knew a Mexican history from below that no history book says.
And that's what today still continue to do and to explore the belief that none of us is self-sufficient, that none of our stories alone builds the pick of the change but only the power of finding a new town to be resistance and opposition and simultaneously building an alternative, can give rise to different world that we must build. The march
it spoke to us about the need to address the challenges, let go of our strongholds and security to meet new hand with the aspiration to build with thousands of men and women, a different future in Europe 'which looks to the Mediterranean Sea . Then in the morning fog from San Cristóbal to no one knew what happened but we started and this is done continually, not being afraid to get in the way because the road is made by walking. Special
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EZLN - Calderón's war will produce thousands of deaths and economic good earnings

15 / 2 / 2011

Marcos discussion about who will benefit from this deal and what is equivalent

Se la guerra di Felipe Calderón Hinojosa (benché si sia cercato, invano, di addossarla a tutti i messicani) è un commercio (e lo è), manca la risposta alla domanda per chi o quale è l’affare, e a che cifra ammonta, perché non è poco quello che è in gioco, sostiene il subcomandante Marcos in uno scritto sulla guerra del Messico dell’alto, diffuso oggi.
Da questa guerra non solo ne verranno migliaia di morti e lucrosi guadagni economici. Ma anche, e soprattutto, ne verrà una nazione irrimediabilmente distrutta, spopolata, spezzata, avverte il capo militare dell’Esercito Zapatista di Liberazione Nazionale (EZLN): La nostra realtà nazionale è invasa war, the rest lost by the government because it was conceived not as the solution to a problem of insecurity, but a problem of lack of legitimacy. This war now destroying the last thing that remains of a nation: the social fabric.
The war experience is not only more distant for those who were accustomed to seeing in distant geographies or calendars, but it begins to govern the decisions and indecision of those who thought that the conflicts were only in news and documentaries in faraway places like Iraq , Afghanistan or Chiapas.
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Marcos emphasizes that the war now taking place in all of Mexico. Thanks to the patronage of Calderón Hinojosa we should not resort to geography del Medio Oriente per riflettere criticamente sulla guerra, dice al filosofo Luis Villoro come parte di uno scambio epistolare in corso su etica e politica: Non è più necessario ripercorrere il calendario fino al Vietnam, Playa Girón, sempre la Palestina. E non cito il Chiapas e la guerra contro le comunità indigene zapatiste, perché si sa che non sono più di moda.
Per questo, aggiunge il capo zapatista, “il governo dello stato del Chiapas ha speso un mucchio di soldi per far sì che i media non lo collochino sull’orizzonte della guerra, ma dei ‘progressi’ nella produzione di biodiesel, nel ‘buon’ trattamento degli emigranti, dei ‘risultati’ in agricoltura ed altre misleading stories passed on the editorial boards who sign up as their own tissue governmental poor form and content.
The eruption of war in the daily life of Mexico today does not come from an insurgency or separatist movements or revolutionary. According to Subcomandante Marcos, is, like all wars of conquest, by the Power. And this war in Felipe Calderón Hinojosa its initiator and promoter of institutional (and shameful).
Calderón has seized ownership of the Federal Executive through the streets of fact ", but it did not rely on the support media and had to be something more to distract attention and avoiding the massive questioning of its legitimacy: the war. This has sparked fears of industrial confidence in Mexico, the enthusiastic approval of the military high command and the warm applause of those who really controls: foreign capital.
Criticism of this national catastrophe called "war against organized crime," reflects Marcos, should be complemented by a thorough analysis of its financial supporters. I am not referring only to the old axiom that in times of crisis and war increases the demand superfluous. Not even "to the incentives they receive the military (in Chiapas, the military high command received, or receive a salary of 130% extra to be in 'zone war '). " You should also try one of the licenses, manufacturers and international credits that do not fall in the "Iniciativa Merida.
which sources of news surveys and official figures, the rebel commander notes that in the first four years of the war against organized crime, government officers (Secretary of National Defense, Navy and Public Safety - SSP - and Attorney General's Office ) received from the expenditure budget of the Federation a sum of more than 366 000 million pesos (about 23 billion euros at current exchange rates).
The rebel leader pulls out disturbing figures: In 2010, a Federal soldier earned about 46,380 pesos per year (2,852 euros), a general of division 603 000 80 1 million pesos per year (98,575 euros), and the Secretary of National Defense received income for 1,859,712 pesos (114,317 Euro). The total war budget of 2009 (113 thousand million pesos for the four institutions - Euro 6,948,820,000) would have been able to pay the annual salaries of 2 and a half million soldiers, or 70,500 of the general division, or 60,700 holders Secretariat of National Defense.
course, not everything that is in the budget is spent on salaries and benefits. We need weapons, equipment, ammunition ... because those available are outdated or no longer needed, he adds in the analysis. “Lasciamo da parte la domanda ovvia di come è stato possibile che il capo supremo delle forze armate, Felipe Calderón Hinojosa, si lanciasse in una guerra (“di lungo respiro”, dice lui) senza avere le condizioni materiali minime per sostenerla, non diciamo per ‘vincerla’..”
Per il subcomandante zapatista, “il principale promotore di questa guerra è l’impero delle torbide stelle e strisce (a conti fatti, in realtà gli unici complimenti ricevuti da Felipe Calderón Hinojosa sono arrivati dal governo nordamericano)”. Stando così le cose, gli Stati Uniti vinceranno con questa guerra locale? La risposta è sì, sostiene.
Lasciando da parte i guadagni economic and monetary investments in arms, ammunition and equipment, the result is the destruction / depopulation and reconstruction / reordering geopolitical favors them.
Marcos complained that the war (lost by the government because it was conceived not as the solution to a problem of insecurity, but a problem of lack of legitimacy), is destroying the last thing that remains of a nation: the social fabric. And that, to U.S. power, is the goal.
believes that at each step of this war, for the federal government is increasingly difficult to explain where is the enemy. And this not only because the means of mass communication have been overcome by the forms of exchange information of most of the population (not only but also from social networks and mobile phone), but also and above all, because the tone of government propaganda has gone from trying to deceive the joke. At the same time, the "revelations of opinions on Wikileaks U.S. high command about the 'deficiencies' of the repressive Mexican (its inefficiency and its marriage with the crime) are not new."
From the outset, this war has no end and is lost, because there will be a winner Mexican (as opposed to the government, the foreign power has such a plan to rebuild / rearrange the territory), and the loser will be the last corner of the state National dying, social relations that give common identity, are the foundation of a nation. In conclusion, the collective identity of Mexico is about to be destroyed and supplanted by another.
The full version of this step of the writing On the war is on-line. On
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Original text on La Jornada

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Lateral Thinking. 1.esercizio "describe the form"

In January I finished my course in Illustrator Milan .
A course of six lessons .


do not like to teach the basic techniques, I do not have enough patience and I am not a technician to answer all the questions, I prefer to teach people have the least experienced. I love the comparison.
's more my approach positive error at the beginning restless.
Illustrator is a program that I use in combination with other media for graphics, animation or illustration. is totally useless to use as if it were photoshop illustrator, Photoshop already exists.
Using the Lateral Thinking to encourage students to use the medium in a creative way.
With a goal of not repeating pedant of a technique of others, even beginners driven by the need to put their idea explore the program more quickly and decisively. Transformations, rotations, multiplication with the exercises on the search for alternative become familiar and common shares.


course, a course designed by an engineer would be more comprehensive.


But how many times have you read an essay, you feel full of knowledge and safety, and weeks after you realize you have a hole in the sleeve of knowledge?

Lateral Thinking. 2. esercizio di trasformazione

Come si faceva quella cosa? eppure l'avevo capita...


La necessità di risolvere un problema contingente rende la mente attiva. 


L'obbligo di cercare numerose alternative ci costringe a varcare i nostri limiti tecnici, e ci spinge ad esplorare. In questo caso esplorare gli strumenti del programma al servizio dell'idea. 
Infatti per ogni esercizio viene dato un tempo max di 15/20 minuti.


Gli studenti devono cercare più soluzioni all'esercizio. Dopo numerosi esperimenti, tra delusioni, noia, incazzature e silenzi trovano l'idea che li entusiasma. 
Sono piacevolmente sorpresi da loro stessi. Si caricano. 
Altri si scaricano e cercano un colpevole: se stessi, il programma o chi lo insegna?
Direi di escludere il programma, giusto? 
Sul tema del capro espiatorio vi lascio cercare la risposta tra le parole di un libro di Pennac...

L'insegnante del corso di Milano , me medesima, era sconvolta da notti insonni, lavori accumulati, eventi sfortunati e dolori sentimentali. Manca qualcosa dal paniere? Ahh, l'essere proprio a Milano. Tra cento città, la città dove non avrei mai voluto: passeggiare per strada, guardare una vetrina o mangiare in un ristorante. 

Pensiero Laterale. 3.esercizio "la combinazione"

Ho raccolto il coraggio, e mi sono sforzata di affrontare la paura; adesso conosco Milano,  negozi sfiziosi, piccoli scorci che mi piacciono, lenzuola di carta vetrata, paperine con teschi, viaggi di chiacchiere in taxi, disegni di colazioni, la taverna toscana e il ristorante giapponese con la patata più strana del mondo e l'illustratrice Maddalena Gerli. E un asciugamano. 


Il frigo negli hotel può essere nel posto più impensabile...lo sapevate?
Insomma all'inizio se mi avessero dato una scossa elettrica anziché Milano l'avrei preferita.

Pensiero Laterale. 4. esercizio "paragonare le forme"

Yes, I was not in a good mood. It looks like a dress shirt inside out.




Mah .. what else to say? this is the teacher, myself.


To return to topic:


sugar as any to put it?
asked his grandmother to make "her" cake.

Lateral Thinking. 5. esercizio "ambiguità"

Da noi, a Reggio Emilia, rispondeva: "a sentimento".


Eh si, ti incazzavi .. Ma por...e che vuol dire, nonna? 1 Kl? 2 kl?
e lei prendeva una manciata di "quella cosa" e ti faceva vedere...   
aveva ripetuto quel gesto per tutta la sua vita;  per figli, mariti e nipoti...


L'unità di misura per disegnare?
A sentimento.

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- I think yes and sometimes I wonder. Although I am not convinced entirely his idea of social hierarchy. I mean, if free will is in fact ...

- sorry, but at what time your daughter comes home from school?

- Shit!

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Today's lesson is an extract from the course "Techniques of denial" that I keep at the Faculty of the University Hypocrisy of Free Thought, the University founded by Berlusconi.
The motivation is behind this course is simple: If someone asks you an account of your behavior is committing a serious invasion of your privacy. So learn to deny, to omit, conceal, falsify, is a legitimate exercise that can come in handy in the daily war against the illiberal. To help you better understand it illustrates a situation that could happen to anyone of you (I speak especially to boys, girls instead follow my lesson "Fellatio: what are the prospects for the Deep throating?").
Imagine yourself in this delicate situation: you are alone at home, you have just finished watching "Anal Destruction Vol 2". At the height of the onanistic part of your semen is done inadvertently on the precious Persian carpet that your mother jealously preserved in remembrance of the affair he had, even when it was not the process it is today, with the then Iranian ambassador to the Holy See. In attempt to clean the stain on the carpet you have paid Cillit Bang, a glass of water and you have rubbed hard. You used to dry quickly the iron producing this masterpiece.

















The rug is now compromised, your mother is going to fall and you're fucked. How do you pull out of this situation? A courageous assumption of responsibility - as some people thought the little free tip - would be inconsistent with the values \u200b\u200bat this university. What are the values \u200b\u200bof freedom. Freedom also on carpets schiorrare mother, if the requires that network of subcortical neurons that constitute our limbic system (but how many things they teach you?).

Well, you know that with the creativity and ingenuity can find a solution to everything, that is the purpose of today's lesson: learn to not capitulate in the face of evidence, not to yield to the temptation to admit guilt. Resist, resist, resist, said Oscar Wilde.
For the case that I presented to you list six possible solutions, take note.

1. Get rid of the carpet and pretend to be anything. At the first representations of your mother tell her that he believes that carpet to remember, never existed. Gently begin to speak of AD.


2. Hired a Romanian, do it up to pass out drunk (if you have little time look for one already passed out) and place it on the carpet with an iron hand. Break the window from outside (the windows have to stay inside the house, okay?). You go to the cinema to see Checco Zalone if the hurry and let your mother.


3. Put yourself on the carpet in a meditative position, making sure to cover the stain. Remain so for the next few months. This is an interim solution you need to take time until you can think of a definitive solution (which may come from your meditation practice). For relieving arrangiatevi with cat litter.


4. Do nothing, leave everything like that, but try to never leave your mother alone with the carpet. Distraetela constantly, bring her out to dinner, every time she approaches the room precedetela, take the carpet and sgrullatelo from the balcony. This is a costly but effective technique.


5. Do not answer the charges of your mother, indeed, raised a jurisdictional dispute. Tell her she is not competent to judge, but rather they are the producers of Iranian carpets. Defiantly ask them to contact the consulate. You will see, insist a bit 'then leave alone.


6. Kill your mother, wrap the body in the carpet and get rid of both.


The last is obviously a last resort, I would not come to this, then you would have to justify the simultaneous disappearance of a carpet and a woman (people tend to do 2 +2) and you'd be back in anxiety. But it is useful to let you know that there are no hopeless situations, a free thinker.

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Dorisarte: in the air with rafa Zubiri

Place wings?
To stay in theme with the Picnic Brunch! festival
here is a photographer who flies:
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